The killer lady

Jun : I dont want to go to school
Me : Why? What happened?
Jun : One little girl hit me!!
Me : Oh dear why?
Jun : I dont know!!
Me : Where did she hit you?
Jun : Here (somewhere near his waist)
Me : err..maybe she saw a mosquito or something and wanted to kill it?
Jun : No. She doesnt kill mosquitoes, she kills little boys!!!!

:) :) :)

If this isn't the sweetest thing....

ps : he can 'write' now :)
ps 2 : The difference in font is apparently because "acha is taller than you no amma..."
ps 3 : He took my permission to call me arch coz "its too long to type out otherwise"
ps 4 :The capitals are c/o ms word...jun is not THAT smart...yet ;p
ps 5 : am already envying the girl he is going to fall in love with...sigh :)

Train Terror

Sweet aunty who had been chatting with arjun the previous evening in the train, wakes up in the morning and this is what follows :

aunty : good morning arjun
arjun : (sullen) good morning.
aunty : did u sleep well?
arjun : no
aunty : why? what happened?
arjun : You were snoring so loudly, i couldnt sleep at all

..... at this point, i swear i disowned my son. This was actually painful even to type out.

The journey back was a little easier :

On seeing some men buy pirated cds, arjun says : "Such grown up men and they are buying tom and jerry!!!"

I am hoping this is just a stage...that arjun will revert to the sweet and kind person i always thought him to be.

Or was he always like this?

This is getting a little scary.

A hearty valentine!

My dad has always done things in style...be it wooing my mom by singing to her in public or playing a match of football and hockey simultaneously to impress her.

So come Valentine's day, he went ahead and had a heart attack.

A little too much. Even for him.

Stable now, he is in good hands for further treatment.

Inshah allah, all will be well.

Reading Right from Wrong!

Its nice when your five year old starts to read except....

...when he has to use the loo in a mall or airport and says

'That says 'SHE' ' i am not coming there...you come HERE!!'

sigh!!