The killer kids!

All the kids in our floor somehow land up in our home.

According to my very wise landlady, it means that lady of the house is a very nice person.

Result, while i feel like lifting each one by the scruff of their necks and throwing them out, i glare and then smile and turn a blind eye to my terribly messy living room.

Maddy thinks we should just get access cards or something for all of them so we are atleast saved the trouble of having to open and close the door every ten minutes!

Why did my landlady have to say that and force me to be this nice person i really am not...at all!!!!!

But junjun is happy. So we may curse but we smile.

And ok...lets face it...they actually are good fun :p

When two planets collide...

She : What a pretty vase!!!

He : Doesnt it look like a spittoon?

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He : I live with you and you want me to 'connect' with you on some site????

She : I dont like you one bit. (Especially when you make sense!)

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And then they turned six !!

Happy anniversary maddy!

The little racist

Watching the Vaseline 'White' Ad

Jun turns to me and says "You can't use that no, amma"?

Me : " Why not?"

Jun : Because you are brown!

Me : "(Sigh)yup..i didnt think of that."

Double sigh!

Dumb at thirty three!!

I thought it would be rude to call up people at eight on a sunday morning to enquire about the apartments they have advertised for.

So i call up at ten.

Most of the houses are taken.

Finito.

Things I dont understand ... and cannot seem to change!!

How could Junjun, on going through our wedding album say,
" Amma, you look like a PRINCE" !!?

How could Linda Goodman make virgos sound SO stodgy and boring!?

How could people spend a fortune on an absolutely smashing car and then actually pay somebody to drive it for them???

How could a fragrance called 'strawberries and champagne' smell like beer??

How could arjun ask me when we are buying another baby???

and finally...how oh how could junjun tell the daughter of a friend who was throwing a tantrum about buying two toys - "Just choose one.Anyway they will leave one back at the billing counter!"

@#$!&*$#)(*& :)

Thiru Thiru Thuru Thuru

Alls well that ends well....and this movie ended fantastically since one of the names in the credits belonged to my sibling!!

The movie too has its moments :p

Like Father Like Son - Oh dearie me!

Friday

Maddy : I got very confusing team feedback. Apparently i am a perfectionist and therefore, am a pain to have around!

Me : Hear hear!

Saturday

Arjun's teacher : He likes to be a perfectionist, so his work is always correct and beautiful but he is the last to finish

Me : Stare dumbly not knowing whether to giggle uncontrollably or look concerned.

Learning for the weekend : Perfection is a pain ;p